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HARPER'S MAGAZINE NOVEMBER 995 From an Open Letter to French president Jacques Chirac, by Bob Mellington, in his June 6, Column in The Age, a Melbourne, Australia, newspaper. In June of 995, Chirac announced that France would resume its nuclear testing program by staging a series of underwater explosions in the South Pacific.