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An Open Letter to French president Jacques Chirac

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An Open Letter to French president Jacques Chirac
Mon cher Jack: Je suis a bit fromaged off avec votre decision to blow up La Pacifique avec les Frog bombes nuclears. Je reckon vous must have un spot in La Belle France itself pour les explosions. Le Massive Central? Le quay d'Orsay? Le Champs Elysee? Votre own back yard, peut-etre? La guerre cold est fini, Sport! Votres forces millitaires need la bombe atomique about as beacoup as poisson need les bicylettes. Un autre point cobber. Votre historie militaire isn't tres flash, consisting, nest-ce pas, of batailles the likes of Crecy, Aginicort, Poiters, Trafalgar, Borodino, Waterloo, Sedan, et Dien Bien Phu. Un Bombe won't change le tradition. Je and mon pere and mon grandpere and le cousin third de ma grandmere and la plume de ma tante fought avec votre soldats against La Bouche in World I (le Big One). Have vous forgotten? Reconsider, mon ami. Otherwise in less hotels et estimatets de l'Australie le curse anciens d'Angleterre - "Damnation to the French" will be heard un autre temps. Votre chums do not want that.
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Entered on: 05/14/1998
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Copy and paste this into an email to a friend. We can make it easy for you. Mail it off with the Netscrap(TM) MailTool. HARPER'S MAGAZINE NOVEMBER 995 From an Open Letter to French president Jacques Chirac, by Bob Mellington, in his June 6, Column in The Age, a Melbourne, Australia, newspaper. In June of 995, Chirac announced that France would resume its nuclear testing program by staging a series of underwater explosions in the South Pacific.

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