The Oldest Profession
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The Oldest Profession
Seems there were these three professionals sitting around talking
about the oldest profession (not THAT one!).
The Doctor says, "Well, the Bible says that God took a rib out of Adam
to make woman. Since that clearly required surgery, then the oldest
profession is surely medicine."
The Engineer shakes his head and replies, "No, no. The Bible also says
that God created the world out of void and chaos. To do that, God
must surely have been an engineer. Therefore, Engineering is the
oldest profession."
The Lawyer smiles smugly and leans discreetly forward. "Ah," he says,
"but who do you think created the Chaos?"
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Entered on: 04/08/1998
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