What Makes 100%?

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What Makes 100%?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving 
more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where 
someone wants you to give over 100%. 

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you 
answer these questions: 

If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z .

is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 

and 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But, 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

And, 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you: 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that 
While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and 
Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass 
kissing that will put you over the top.


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