Bestsellers of Tomorrow

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Bestsellers of Tomorrow


2005  W Is for Wasted (Sue Grafton)
 
2007  Let’s Face It, I Could Type My Name Ten Thousand Times in a 
Row and You Idiots Would Make It a Bestseller (Stephen King)
 
2009  Iacocca: 25th Anniversary Edition (Lee Iacocca)  
2014  Up-Standing Citizen: My Medical Miracle (Christopher Reeve) 
2015  Still Me, Again: Platform Diving as a Hobby (Christopher Reeve)
 
2017  X Is for X, Like an X Carved into Somebody’s Forehead, or 
Something Like That, Whatever (Sue Grafton)
 
2018  King King King King King (Stephen King)
 
2020  The Lion at the Break of Night (Ernest Hemingway, edited by 
the family of Ernest Hemingway, derived from his correspondence with 
his grocer regarding poultry orders, with additional content by 
Nora Roberts) 

2021  Wasn’t I Supposed To Be Dead by Now? (Strom Thurmond)
 
2022  King King King King King 2: The King of the King King 
King (Stephen King)
 
2024  Guelph, an Ancient Welsh Letter Used To Emphasize Rank, Is for 
the Welsh Word Guelpheron, Which Refers to a Method of Preparing 
Ham (Sue Grafton)
 
2026  Garfield Strikes It Rich (Jim Davis)
 
2028  It’s Not Too Late To Make Your Internet Fortune! (Joy Tratisch)
 
2030  We Should Have Seen It Coming: The Terrible Crash 
of ‘29 (Kenneth A. Lavage)
 
2032  Look at All My Pretty Rocks! A Memoir by the Richest Man in 
America (Joe, The Guy With All The Rocks)
 
2034  Iacocca: 50th Anniversary Edition (Lee Iacocca)
 
2038  Food! Why We Love It, How To Find It (Randy L. Hileman)
 
2039  Photographs of Food Calendar 2039 (The Editors of Photographs 
of Food Magazine)
 
2043  Garfield: Emaciated and Lovin’ It (Jim Davis)
 
2044  Please Kill Me (Strom Thurmond)
 
2049  Harry Potter and the Mature Women’s Guide to Estrogen 
Replacement Therapy (J.K. Rowling)
 
2051  Rebirth in 2062: The Coming of the Ebbings-Mills Comet 
(Lara M. O. Hollihan)
 
2056  Case Closed: New Age Claptrap and the Ebbings-Mills 
Comet (Prof. G. Torkett Thompson)
 
2061  Salvation from the Sky: Proof of Intelligent Life Traveling 
in the Ebbings-Mills Comet (Lara M. O. Hollihan)
 
2063 (Year 1 O.E.)  The Final Negotiated Terms of Your Enslavement 
(BKai and RaTon, a.k.a The Aliens from the Ebbings-Mills Comet, 
a.k.a The Owners) 

2065 (Year 3 O.E.)  Agricultural Productivity for the Enslaved (The 
Owners) 

2067 (Year 5 O.E.)   Slave or Food? What Color Is Your Parachute, 
16th Edition (The Owners)
 
2070 (Year 8 O.E.)  Chicken Soup for the Owned Soul: How To Discover 
and Denounce Your Traitor Parents (The Owners) 

2072 (Year 10 O.E.)  In Celebration of Our Defeat of the Rebel Forces, 
We Reward You with a Specially-Commissioned Picture Book of a Cat 
Eating and Complaining (The Owners, with Jim Davis) 

2076 (Year 14 O.E.)  The Evils of Trisomal Penicillin and Why You 
Must Avoid It (The Owners) 

2078 (Year 16 O.E.)  Forget We Ever Mentioned Trisomal Penicillin 
(The Owners) 

2080  Owned by No One: How I Used Trisomal Penicillin To Defeat the 
Owners (Herman A. Takota)
 
2082  A Charge To Keep (Herman A. Takota)
 
2084  The New Constitution of the United States of Planet Earth 
(World President Herman A. Takota)
 
2089  Bring Back the Owners (George Will IV)
 
2091  This Was Our Year! (The 2091 Chicago Cubs)
 
2093  Having Our Say: Life at 107 (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen)


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