British Commando.

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British Commando.


During WW 2 a British commando unit was nearing the end of its training 
and was being instructed by the Sar-major about a visit from the area 
general. They were told that they were to parade at 03.00 hours the 
next morning. 

Naked. 

And this was in the middle of a bitter northern winter. Also,they were
informed,the general was prone to physically attack persons on such a 
parade and then ask "Did that hurt soldier?" to which the expected 
reply was "No Sir" A further question of "Why soldier?" was to be 
answered with "Because I'm a British Commando Sir"

The soldiers were paraded the next morning at 03.00 hours in sleet 
and driving rain and the general carried out his inspection with the 
usual assaults upon the men and with the usual questions and answers. 
Coming near the end of the front row the general spied a soldier with 
a rather large erection which he gave a good whack wuth his swagger 
stick. 

"Did that hurt soldier?" 

"No Sir" 

"Why soldier?" 

"Belongs to the man behind me Sir" was the answer.  

Very tough lot those British commandos.


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