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British Commando.

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British Commando.
During WW 2 a British commando unit was nearing the end of its training and was being instructed by the Sar-major about a visit from the area general. They were told that they were to parade at 03.00 hours the next morning. Naked. And this was in the middle of a bitter northern winter. Also,they were informed,the general was prone to physically attack persons on such a parade and then ask "Did that hurt soldier?" to which the expected reply was "No Sir" A further question of "Why soldier?" was to be answered with "Because I'm a British Commando Sir" The soldiers were paraded the next morning at 03.00 hours in sleet and driving rain and the general carried out his inspection with the usual assaults upon the men and with the usual questions and answers. Coming near the end of the front row the general spied a soldier with a rather large erection which he gave a good whack wuth his swagger stick. "Did that hurt soldier?" "No Sir" "Why soldier?" "Belongs to the man behind me Sir" was the answer. Very tough lot those British commandos.
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Entered on: 11/24/2007
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