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Two brothers, a sunken boat, and a dead wife

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Two brothers, a sunken boat, and a dead wife
There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat, and it just so happened John’s wife died the same day that Joe’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistaking Joe for John said, “I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible!” Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat, said, “Hell no! Fact is, I’m kinda glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish! She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy!. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to four guys looking for a great time. I warned them she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!!! The old woman fainted...
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Entered on: 09/12/2007
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