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sperm test
George is 88 years old and goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. After the usual check up the doctor tells George he's in perfect health. George asks the doctor why he didn't do a sperm test and the doctor said he didn't think it was necessary. After some insisting the doctor gave George a bottle told him to take it home, fill it up, and bring it back the next day. George goes back to the office the next day with an empty bottle. The doctor asks him why its empty. "Well," said George, I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand, my wife tried with her right hand, she tried with her left hand, she tried with her teeth in, she tried with her teeth out.....we never could get the lid off the bottle.
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Entered on: 02/27/2006
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