Private Parts

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Private Parts


Here's your weekly safety brief.  Be careful what you
wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle... 
especially in public.

From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this
story of a central west couple who drove their car
to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the
parking lot.  The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car.  On closer inspection she saw a pair of
male legs protruding from under the chassis.  Although
the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped
forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked
everything back into place.  On regaining her feet she
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.


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