How to Build a Web Site in 25 Steps

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How to Build a Web Site in 25 Steps


1. Download a piece of web authoring software - 20 minutes.

 2. Think about what you want to write on your web page - 6 weeks.

 3. Download the same piece of web authoring software, because they 
    have released three new versions since the first time you 
    downloaded it - 20 minutes.

4. Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site 
   - 1 minute.

5. Visit sites to find images and awards, find five of them that you
   like - 4 days.

6. Run setup of your web authoring software. After it fails, download
   it again - 25 minutes.

7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to
   see what they do - 15 minutes.

8. View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words
   here and there - 4 hours.

9. Preview your web page using the web authoring software - 1 minute.

10. Try to horizontally line up two related images - 6 hours.

11. Remove one of the images - 10 seconds.

12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background,
    wonder why all your text is gone - 4 hours.

13. Download a counter from your ISP - 4 minutes.

14. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number
    +16.3E10" - 3 hours.

15. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text - 8 hours.

16. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your web page on your ISP
    - 40 minutes.

17. Accidentally delete your complete web page - 1 second.

18. Recreate your web page - 2 days.

19. Try to figure out how to load your web page onto your ISP's server
    - 3 weeks.

20. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP - 30 minutes.

21. Download FTP software - 10 minutes.

22. Call your friend again - 15 minutes.

23. Upload your web page to your ISP's server - 10 minutes.

24. Connect to your site on the web - 1 minute.

25. Repeat any and all of the previous steps - eternity.


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