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Brewery Presidents
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Brewery Presidents
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senior, I would like the
world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle
from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the
world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender
gives him one.
The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with
Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guiness sits down and says "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what
he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and
ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?" and the Guiness president
replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
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Entered on: 03/25/1998
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