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The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

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The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
12> "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!" 11> "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart." 10> "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you." 9> "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things." 8> "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!" 7> "Do me or do me not -- there is no try." 6> "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!" 5> "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass." 4> "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 3> "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" 2> "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?" and the number 1 Thing Uttered by Yoda While Making Love... 1> "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
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Entered on: 06/07/1999
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