The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
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The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
12> "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"
11> "Excuse me while I put a shield on my
saber, Sweetheart."
10> "Now you know why they put one of me in
every Happy Meal, do you."
9> "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not
these things."
8> "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"
7> "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
6> "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
5> "You know, this would be a lot more fun
without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
4> "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3> "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you
need too, hmmmmm?"
2> "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi
Master?"
and the number 1 Thing Uttered
by Yoda While Making Love...
1> "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
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Entered on: 06/07/1999
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