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Perfect days

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Perfect days
The Perfect Day According To HER 08:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 09:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale 09:30 Light breakfast 10:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained0 lbs. 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The perfect day according to HIM 10:00 Wake up 10:02 Oral sex 10:10 Big Breakfast 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters 12:15 Enormous lunch 3:15 Oral sex with gorgeous babe with big hooters 3:25 Play sports with the guys 4:30 Drink beer with the guys 6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer 6:40 Oral sex with Claudia Schiffer 6:50 Huge dinner, more beer 11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex with either Claudia Schiffer or other gorgeous babe with big hooters or both 11:01 Sleep
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Entered on: 05/28/1999
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