Drinking in New Hampshire

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Drinking in New Hampshire


A Texan, a New Yorker, and a New Hampshire resident were drinking
their favorite beverage in a bar. The Texan drained his glass of
tequila, threw the half full bottle up in the air, drew and fired his
pistol, shattering the bottle.  The other two were shocked at his
ruining perfectly good tequila.  The Texan however, simply drew
himself up and announced: "Where I come from, we have plenty of
tequila."

The New Yorker, not to be outdone, drained his glass of wine, threw
the wine bottle into the air, drew and fired his pistol, also
shattering his bottle. Looking over at the other two with an air of
superiority, he announced, "Where I come from, we have plenty of fine
wine and the best of everything!"

The New Hampsire resident drained his bottle of  Sam Adams Ale, threw
it up in the air, drew his pistol and shot the New Yorker dead. He
then caught the bottle on the way down and showed it to the Texan:
"Where I come from," he said slowly, "we recycle these -- and we have
plenty of New Yorkers."


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