The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by "Star Wars" Fans
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The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by "Star Wars" Fans
12> "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing
waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"
11> "Your place or my Mom's?"
10> "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead)
Stupid! STOO-pid!"
9> "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
8> "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where
it counts, baby."
7> "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
6> "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
5> "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
4> "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."
3> "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
2> "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box
action figure, would you hold it against me?"
and the Number 1 Pick-Up
Line Used by "Star Wars" Fans...
1> "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up.
Want a Milk Dud?"
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