Setting History Straight
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Setting History Straight
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I
have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious
comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely and bored. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an
enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly.
All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and
faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting
and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not
altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds just peachy," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
But you can have him only on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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Entered on: 04/09/1999
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