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The Bear Hunter
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The Bear Hunter
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He
spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his
shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear. The black bear said
"You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex." Frank
decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found
the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This
time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That
was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to
death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to
comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank
finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track
down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a
tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing
there. The polar bear said "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the
hunting, do you?"
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Entered on: 04/08/1999
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