These are not for everyone.

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These are not for everyone.


Q: What is 6.9?
A: Good sex interrupted by a period.

Q: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q: What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

Q: How are pubic hairs like parsley?
A: You push them aside before you eat.

Q: What's the difference between an airship and 365 blowjobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, the other is an excellent year.

Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?
A: Your date has to chew before she swallows

Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are
always playing with them.

Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You can always find a girl to blow your paycheck for you.

Q: What is the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip

Q: What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards?
A: He keeps coming and coming and coming...

Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or
an airline stewardess?
A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says,  "We're
going to have to do this over and over again until we get it  right." An
airline stewardess says, "Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and
breath normally."

Q: Why did God invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.

Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry 2 large coffees and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last two donuts.

Q: Why did the condom cross the road?
A: Because it was pissed off.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "It might take me a while to get hard I just got laid last night."

Q: What is the politically correct name for "Lesbian"?
A: "Vagitarian"

Q: Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station
   attendant?
A: Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and
spray gas all over the car.

Q: What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: They can both smell it but they can't eat it

Q: How are the card game Bridge and sex alike?
A: If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

Q: How can you tell when your dogs are kinky?
A: They start doing it in the missionary position.

Q: What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?
A: When driving in the fog, you can't see the ass hole in front of you

Q: What did the dick say to the condom?
A: "Cover me, I'm going in!"

Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak


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