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Top 12 Differences Between the New and the Old $20 Bill

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Top 12 Differences Between the New and the Old $20 Bill
12> Andrew Jackson now wearing a single glove and accompanied by his sister, Latoya. 11> Special counterfeit-proof "watermark" contains actual sample of Alan Greenspan's DNA. 10> Look, it's rip-proof! Oh, shit... 9> Radically improved scratch-n-sniff technology allows holder of bill to smell the rotting corpse of Andrew Jackson. 8> WooHoo! The new one is 2-ply!! 7> Thanks to new "StripperStick" coating, they adhere directly to the skin of exotic dancers. 6> New $20: Tiny watermark depicting Joe Q. Taxpayer taking it in the ass again. 5> Federal Reserve now referred to as "The Notorious F.E.D." 4> To deter counterfeiters, all new bills feature a watermark of a naked Janet Reno. 3> Less smoke and new, springtime fresh aroma when used to heat Bill Gates's home. 2> Old bill: Produced by U.S. Treasury. New bill: Produced by Sean "Puffy" Combs. 1> It's 30% twentier!
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Entered on: 10/15/1998
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