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Beer Lovers rationalizations
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Beer Lovers rationalizations
I've heard a good number of very valid reasons for drinking beer, but
the one that takes the cake is called the "Buffalo Theory". A herd
of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back
that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd
as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In
much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,
kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of
beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine.
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Entered on: 10/09/1998
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