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I Believe I Can Fly

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I Believe I Can Fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink. He notices that at the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has ever seen. He is immediately lust-struck and decides that he must have her. He leans over to the bartender and asks if the bartender has any Spanish Fly out the back. The bartender says he will check and comes back a couple of minutes later with a small packet of white powder. He says to the man "We are all out of Spanish Fly, but this is Jewish Fly and it is guaranteed to get her over here within twenty minutes after she takes it!" The man forks over $10 and asks the bartender to mix the Jewish Fly into a champagne cocktail and deliver it to the gorgeous creature with his compliments. The woman drinks the champagne cocktail and looks at our hero rather disinterestedly, but about 20 minutes later she slinks off her barstool. She saunters across the room in a most seductive manner, oozing sensuality. She reaches him and puts one lithe arm around his shoulders and leans in close to his ear. He can feel her breath on his neck as she whispers...... "Hey big boy .........you wanna to go shopping?"
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Entered on: 10/05/1998
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