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TITANIC == CLINTON VIDEO?
TITANIC CLINTON VIDEO
$9.99 on Internet Same
over 3 hours long Same
The Story of Jack and Rose, The Story of Bill and Monica,
their forbidden love, and their forbidden love, and
a subsequent catastrophe a subsequent catastrophe
Their Song: Celine Dion Their Song: Sarah MacLachlan
"My Heart Will Go On" "No. 5"
Villain: White Star Line Villain: Ken Starr
Jack is a starving Artist Bill is a BS artist
In one part, Jack enjoys Ditto for Bill.
a Good Cigar.
During the ordeal, Rose's Ditto for Monica's
dress gets ruined.
Jack Teaches Rose to Spit Let's NOT go there
Rose gets to keep her jewelry Monica forced to return gifts
Behind the scenes: Behind the scenes:
Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly Bill Clinton's approval
popular rating is at 70%
Jack meets an icy death Bill goes home to Hillary
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From the Philadelphia Daily News, September 28, 1998