Grease-y scandal
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Grease-y scandal
Sing the song below to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical
"Grease".
Bill:"Summer intern, had me a blast"
Monica:"White house intern, happened so fast"
Bill:"Met a girl, crazy for me"
Monica:"Met the prez, down on my knees"
Bill:"Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights"
Investigation Committee:"Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh
Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Trip:"try to remember your best"
Investigation Committee:"Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Star:"Did he come on your dress?"
Bill:"Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"
Monica:"The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp"
Bill:"She gave me head, right in the White House"
Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth"
Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. uh
Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Trip: "he sounds like a swell guy"
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Star: "Did he tell you to lie?"
Bill:"Press found out, it turned into a mess"
Monica:"He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress"
Bill:"She promised to lie, she made a vow"
Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now"
Bill & Monica:"Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams
But.........oh.........Those White House Nights"
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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