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Collecting for the Snail Benevelent Fund
A man is sitting down to read the paper when he hears a knock on his
door. Upon opening the door the man is confronted by a snail on his
doorstep.
"Good evening," says the snail, "I'm collecting for the snail
benevelent fund. Would you care to make a donation?". The snail gets
his reply as the man kicks him into the bushes.
Ten years later there's another knock at the door. Again, the man
finds a snail on his doorstep. "That wasn't very nice!" exclaims the
snail.
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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