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Y2K Haiku

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Y2K Haiku
Millenium parties with loud music, lights and joy; then, how cold! Stupid programmer, think ahead next time, when the power's back. Windows 98 is compliant with minor bugs, store water! Hire more programmers for Y2k Bug now--oops, lights are out! Y2k is just a scam for consultants--hey Martial law! Two digits lost, the railroad switch spills coal-- scavengers!
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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