The Top 13 Reasons You're Having Trouble Finding a Job
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The Top 13 Reasons You're Having Trouble Finding a Job
13> You list "smokin' weed" as a hobby on the job application.
12> Instead of shaking hands, you ask them to "pull your finger."
11> All your answers are whispered into your ear by your sock
puppet, "Socky."
10> You're not willing to risk being downsized since you're not
so sure it really doesn't refer to your penis.
9> In your zealousness to pad, you claim 10 years of Java and
15 years of HTML.
8> After your interview tantrums, so-called "Equal Opportunity
Employers" don't seem to be buying your "Tourette's Syndrome"
excuse.
7> "Slashed co-workers with a broken coffee mug" doesn't look
as impressive on your resume as you thought it would.
6> Even though Yanni sells all those records, there's no job
market for "masters of the pan flute."
5> Small-minded employers find "alien abductions" unacceptable
explanation for gaps in work history.
4> Too much time during your interview spent discussing your
jihad, not enough on how you would perform as the new
personnel counselor.
3> You show up at each interview wearing an aluminum foil suit
"just in case of enemy attack."
2> Apparently, the high-priced-gigolo-to-Daycare-worker
transition is one of the tougher ones.
and Top 15's Number 1 Reason You're Having Trouble Finding a Job...
1> Still busy looking for the real killers.
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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