The Impeachment Process

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The Impeachment Process


Explain, in one or two sentences, how the impeachment process works.

Check your party affiliation - if it matches that of the defendant,
vote "no," else vote "yes." (Expressml)

It's like impalement, only with soft fuzzy fruit. (JNelson884)

A large group of adulterers, campaign finance burglars and
professional liars gang up on one of their own. (Mpabrklyn)

Sorry, but if you want that impeachment process with a flaky crust, it
will take more than one or two sentences. (TwoDocs)

First, you wrap up all your shameful crimes, a copy of your oath of
office, and your pride in a Kleenex, and stick it under your
pillow. Then the Impeachment Fairy comes and takes it away, and leaves
you a big fat book deal.  (LeopardFur)

Y'know how they make scrapple?  Well, scrapple makers have nightmares
about the impeachment process. (PO2L)

I don't know. But have you ever had that dream where you are standing
on top of a pyramid, dressed in the robes of the sun god, while
millions of naked women throw tiny pickles at you? (DMetz15)

The CEO's of CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN decide a Presidential scandal will
boost ratings, and tell Congress to appoint a Special Prosecutor to
find one. After several months, but before the start of the new Fall
TV season, the Special Prosecutor delivers his report to Congress, and
depending on the results of intense focus group polling of select
marketing demographic samples, the President either resigns
immediately, or the investigation begins a new phase in the House of
Representatives which will terminate in the President's favor unless
marketing data indicates that a further continuation in the Senate
will support good ratings. (Char1997)


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