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Home Sweet Home

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Home Sweet Home
A Texan dies and goes to hell. The devil notices he is not suffering like the rest. He checks his gauges and sees that it is 90 degrees and 80% humidity. He walks over to the Texan and ask why he is so happy, the Texan says "I like it here. It feels just like Texas in June.' This concerns the devil, so he walks over to the controls and turns the heat up to 100 degrees and 90% humidity. He looks over for the Texan and finds him unbuttoning his shirt, just as happy as can be. The devil again asks why the Texan is so happy. "This is even better, it's just like Texas in July." The devil, now visibly upset, turns up the heat to 120 degrees and 100% humidity. "Now let's see what that Texan is up to" says the devil. Again he spots the happy Texan now removing his shirt. Again he asks why the Texan is so happy. "It feels just like Texas in August". The devil, now bent on making the Texan miserable, walks over to the controls and turns the temperature down to 110 degrees below zero. The Texan soon comes running by, leaping far in the air for joy and screaming at the top of his lungs. " Hooray!!!!! The Texas Rangers have finally won the World Series!"
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Entered on: 09/24/1998
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