The Perfect Disaster

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The Perfect Disaster


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.  After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together 
was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at 
the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they 
stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.  Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.  Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident.  Only one of them survived 
the accident.


Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)














































The perfect woman.  She's the only one who really existed in the first
place.  Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.

Women, end scrap-mail here.  Men, keep scrolling.














































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving.  This explains why there was a car accident.


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