Face Lift

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Face Lift


A lady goes to the doctor to see about  getting a facelift. "Well" 
says the doctor "I can do the facelift, and then you have to come 
back in six months for a follow-up".  

"Oh, no." The woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I 
don't want to have to come back".  The doctor thinks for a second, 
then offers,  "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the 
top of your head.  Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you 
just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they 
disappear".  

"That's what I want!" Exclaims the lady.  "Let's do that".  Six 
months later the lady charges into the doctor's office.  "Well, 
how's the procedure holding up?"

The doctor asks.  "Terrible!" The lady bellows.  "It's the worst 
mistake I've ever made." "What's wrong?" Asks the doctor.  "Just 
look at these bags under my eyes!"  She hollers.  "Lady'" the 
doctor retorts.  "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.  And 
if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"


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