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Dear member,
Here are the details of the next critically acclaimed inquisition
of the Bees Prehistorica. It is to take place before the creation
of invisable sex organs. The holy priests of the Bees Prehistorica
are coming from the past to reclaim their status as the high race
and curators of romantic tension (otherwise known as frantic
exfoliation) on this planet. It is our duty to welcome them without
using profane language or relaxed intensity violence (be sure to be
wearing shoes because these bees do not have wings or legs. They
stumbled upon an splendid way to move across the surface of the
ground in a gyrating motion on top of levitating springs. If you
happen to step on one, you will either be shot into space faster
than the light of speed ((which is an expensive ticket!)) or you will
be fatally stung. A sting from one of these bees will turn you into a
liquidized version of meatloaf ((the food, not the famous person!))
and you might also contract the disease known as Spongeitis which
could cause you to implode or burp within seconds). Therefore,
extreme caution must not be your second choice. Be on alert. Do not
let alert be on you.
Good luck!
Head of indulgence
Dimbol Kaheristna
adiemeh@sirius.com
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Did you know that scientists now believe that we wouldn't have
flowers if it weren't for the bees? They found fossils of bees that
dated before flowers existed and it was because of the bee's
instinct to pollinate (survive) that flowers began to appear on
the earth. Talk about nature working together........ Next time you
see a flower you know who to thank. (Me, for letting you know)
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Head of indulgence
Dimbol Kaheristna
adiemeh@sirius.com