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Weekly Collections
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Weekly Collections
A priest, minister and rabbi were playing their usual
Wednesday round of golf, and started discussing their
weekly collections.
Specifically, they started to compare how they decided what
portion of the collection to keep for themselves and what
portion to give to God.
The minister explains: "I draw a circle aroung myself and
toss the money in the air. Whatever lands in the circle I
keep for myself. What ever lands outside the circle, I give
to God."
The priest then adds: "I use a similar method, except that
whatever lands in the circle I give to God, and whatever
lands outside the circle I keep for my personal needs."
The rabbi then proclaims: "I use the same method, as well.
Except, that when I toss the money in the air, and I figure
that whatever God wants he can take."
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Entered on: 08/14/1998
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