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Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

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Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6 a.m. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!" 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." 5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap." 4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks. 3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening." 2. Caught "churning butter" alone in the bathroom. 1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
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Entered on: 08/12/1998
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