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Adrift
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Adrift
Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape
from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's
provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly
hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To
the amazement of the castaways, a Genie did appear! This particular
Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the
standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man
blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"
Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and
the entire sea turned to the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom. Only the gentle
lapping of beer on the hull broke the sudden stillness as the two men
considered their circumstances.
The other man looked disgustedly at the one who's wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're
going to have to pee in the boat!!"
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Entered on: 08/12/1998
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