Halloween just around the corner
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Halloween just around the corner
Dixon, IL-
Police arrested Jon Terrence McCarter, a 27 year old
white male,resident of Dixon, IL, in the Sanderson Pumpkin patch
at 11:38pm Friday. McCarter will be charged with lewd and lascivious
behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County
courthouse Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was
passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't."
he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.
McCarter went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,
cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I
guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment.
In the process, McCarter apparently failed to notice the Dixon Municipal
police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer
Brenda Taylor approached him.
It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer Taylor.
"I walked up to (McCarter) and he's... just working away at this
pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
McCarter. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize
that you are screwing a pumpkin?'
He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in
the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?'"
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Entered on: 08/11/1998
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