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Unabomber Haiku
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Unabomber Haiku
Fun, easygoing
single, white Unabomber
seeks same for love, laughs.
Ed McMahon of death:
"You may already be a
winner! Open now!"
Bad Unabomber!
Blowing people all to hell.
Do you take requests?
Farewell to tenure
Sniping from the tower clock
already been done
Should I comb my hair
Or should I wear it matted
Judge prefers it combed
Remember when you
Laughed at his fake fur parka?
He remembers, too.
"Open your present..."
"No, you open your present..."
Kaczinski Christmas
Its circumstantial
all that stuff in my cabin
I found it all. Yeah.
My Daddy said BANG
When he taught me about sex.
I misunderstood.
Ted's fate worse than death:
"You're assigned to prison shop.
Make computer chips."
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Entered on: 03/25/1998
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