Chipp Molar - Private Eyetooth

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Chipp Molar - Private Eyetooth


Brush no one.

Chipp paused amid the charred ruins of what had been the O'Brien house.

They were a well to do family of Irish buddists that had recently moved 
to Washington is search of religious persecution. It was, after all, the
American way.

"Strange", thought Chipp as his foot found the still smouldering 
colostomy bag. None of the O'Briens were known to have this type of 
medical problem. It had to belong to the arsonist. He must have left it 
behind after starting the blaze.

"Skully, I've got a clue about the flamer we're after.", he said into 
the cellular phone. "We want someone who doesn't have a colon."

"Molar", came Skully's tired reply, "It wasn't arson. Mrs. O'Brien 
started the fire in the kitchen making Irish nachos. The tortillas and 
the whiskey turned the whole house into an inferno."

Skully's bloodshot eyes turned toward the alarm clock. An irritating 
3:21 AM was lit. "Molar, why must you aways call me at this time of the 
morning to discuss some worthless theory of yours ?"

Chipp paused taken back somewhat by Skully's irritable mood. "Skully, 
we'll never solve the mystery of their deaths unless we follow up on 
every clue."

"They're not dead Molar. They are staying at the Holiday Inn at 
Rockville." Skully had just about had enough of Chipp for one night.

"What about this clue, Skully ? Can you ignore that ? A sure sign that 
other forces were involved here." Chipp listened for Skully's reply. A 
brief 'click' followed by a recording told him Skully had declined ay 
further comment.

Chipp wandered back to his car and casually threw the bag into the back
seat. He'd drive to the office now and leave this on Skully's desk. 
She'd have much more to say after having seen it.

Thirty miles away someone picks up, a bic lighter, two books of matches 
a can of 'Pam', and a colostomy bag. A family of born again jews were 
waiting for him, to make the pretty lights. Orange, red, and sometimes 
blue or green dancing lights would come.

Then he could set the bag on fire.


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