IRC Lies (or AIM lies nowadays)

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IRC Lies (or AIM lies nowadays)


No, I am not busy talking to anyone else...
my computer is just slow !!
  
Oh, I didn't see you last night,
something is wrong with my Buddy List!

Oh, I didn't hear you come in,
I've got my sound turned off!
  
Oops! The web window is in front of my buddy list,
didn't see you!
  
MAN! I kept getting booted last night ...
got so frustrated I signed off for the night
  
SORRY THIS IS NOT WHO YOU THINK IT IS... 
I AM A FRIEND JUST USING THEIR COMPUTER.
THEY ARE OUT RIGHT NOW, I WILL TELL THEM YOU ASKED FOR THEM
       

No... I didn't fall asleep...
I just don't type that fast
  
So... not that I am that kind of guy...
but what are your measurements if I may ask ???
  
I could stand to lose a couple of pounds...
(meaning... I am fat! but you can't see me! neener neener neener!)
  
You are NOT ugly... and if you send me your picture
I will STILL talk to you... don't be silly"
  
Yeah... I am not as blessed as some men...
I only have 8 inches
  
I can't talk right now,
I'm busy writing email!
  
Yes, I am married
but my wife doesn't understand me
  
I got an invite for a private chat, thought it was you
When I got there, it was empty, so I waited, 
thinking you would show up
  
NO, I'm not cybering with someone.
I'm talking to my mom and sister in private !!
  
I'm a model. I'm 38D, 5'8", 125 lbs, Blue Eyes, Long Blond Hair,
Full lips, petite nose... Sorry I have no pics
  
You sound like what I have been looking for

We seem to have a lot in common

I have never done this before

Really, I haven't been with a woman before

Stocky, but not fat

I make over $50,000 a year

I am a professional student

I like walks in the park and romantic evenings

I can only be online after midnight

I've been too busy lately to spend much time online

NO!!! I didn't cut you off, that damn AOL Booted me again!!

I'm in a private room exchanging wavs with a friend...

I was uploading and could only watch

I'm out on the www, and didn't see you


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