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Our other first time
LOS ANGELES--In what is widely considered to be a response to the recent announcement about two 18-year olds who will loose their virginity over the internet, (http://www.ourfirsttime.com) Los Angeles resident Jason Torchinsky plans to loose his keys, and then his cool, live on the internet. The event has not yet been officially scheduled as of this date; however, Torchinsky is enthusiastic about the potential of the event to "bring the world together, united in my mild panic." Torchinsky has lost his keys and his cool on many occasions prior to this, and feels very qualified and comfortable doing it online. "I just have a gift for this kind of thing," said Torchinsky, spilling an entire can of Coke down the front of his shirt, "And I feel compelled to share it." Details as to when the event will take place are forthcoming.
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Entered on: 07/16/1998
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