BEER WARNING LABLES

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BEER WARNING LABLES


1.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath 
          that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

2.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
           asshole.

3.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
           story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH 
           YOUR HEAD IN.

4.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like 
           thish.

5.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what 
           you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office 
           Christmas party.

6.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers 
           are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the 
           morning.

7.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
           hell ever happened to your pants anyway.

8.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the 
           morning and see something really scary (whose species and or 
           name you can't remember)

9.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable 
           rug burn on the forehead.

10.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
            tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big 
            guy named Psycho.


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