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BEER WARNING LABLES
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1.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath
that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
2.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
asshole.
3.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH
YOUR HEAD IN.
4.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
5.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what
you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office
Christmas party.
6.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the
morning.
7.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
8.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary (whose species and or
name you can't remember)
9.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burn on the forehead.
10.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big
guy named Psycho.
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Entered on: 07/03/1998
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