Cool Anagrams
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Cool Anagrams
An Anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by
transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.
The following examples are quite astounding!
Dormitory == Dirty Room
Evangelist == Evil's Agent
Desperation == A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity == Is No Amity
Mother-in-law == Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
Semolina == Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I bet
A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
Contradiction == Accord not in it
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis
nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of
outrageous fortune.
==
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our
insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life
turns rotten.
Politicians:
George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush == He bugs Gore
Ronald Wilson Reagan == A long-insane Warlord
(or Insane Anglo warlord)
Ronald Reagan == A darn long era
Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer
The Conservative Party == Teacher in vast poverty
Spiro Agnew == grow a penis
And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
-- Neil A. Armstrong
==
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins
flag on moon! On to Mars!
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Entered on: 07/03/1998
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