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Freedom, yeah.

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Freedom, yeah.
A wife wakes up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. Checking around the house she hears sounds in the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs she finds her husband curled up in a corner sobbing. "Honey whats wrong?, she asks in a worried voice. "Remember 20 years ago?" he asks. "I got you pregnant and your father said I had to marry you or go to jail?" "Yes of course," she replies "Well," he sniffles." I would have been released tonight!"
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Entered on: 06/24/1998
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