New Beer Warning Lables

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New Beer Warning Lables


1.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with 
   breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

 2.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like 
   an asshole.

 3.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same 
   boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH 
   YOUR HEAD IN.

 4.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like 
   thish.

 5.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what 
   you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office 
   Christmas party.

 6.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that 
   ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the 
   morning.

 7.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
   hell ever happened to your pants anyway.

 8.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the 
   morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name 
   you can't remember)

 9.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable 
   rug burn on the forehead.

10.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
   tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named
   Psycho.


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