Quotes from our favorite crack smoking mayor.

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Quotes from our favorite crack smoking mayor.


"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against
diversity during this long period of increment weather."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a
  very very low crime rate."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And
  second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington,DC

"Bitch set me up."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third
  term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush
  and Michael Dukakis no less."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are
  racist. The law of gravity is racist."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an
international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As
  mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"People have criticized me because my security detail is
  larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself are there more
  people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can
  assure you there are."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which
  were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the
  slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in
  the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a
  Republican."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just
  because they deem it necessary?"
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask
  you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility
  to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am
  an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble
  man."
- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC


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