KKK Biker Rapist Humor

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KKK Biker Rapist Humor


A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Pete 
is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of 
entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows 
his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did 
anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad 
either.  Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed 
that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says,  "Yeah, there was this one time 
when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a giant group of KKK 
Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl.  I slowed down my car 
to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 
of 'em torturing this chick.  Infuriated, I get out my car, grabbed 
a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of 
the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running 
from his nose to his ear.  As I walked up to the leader, the KKK Biker 
Gang Rapists formed a circle around me. 

So, I rip the leader's chain off his face and smash him over the head 
with the tire iron.  Then I turn around and yell to the rest of 
them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone!  You're all a bunch of 
sick, deranged animals!  Go home before I teach you all a lesson in 
pain!'"

St. Peter, impressed, says "Really?  When did this happen?"

"Oh, about two minutes ago."


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