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Frog who went to the bank
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Frog who went to the bank
Did ya hear about the frog who went to the bank?
Well this frog went to the bank to get a loan. (seems his lily
"pad" was in need of some remodeling) He was shown to the loan
officers desk, a Ms Patty Black. Upon asking Ms Black for a loan,
she ask him "Do you have any collateral?"
He replied, as he reached into his pocket, "I have this"... and he
showed her a most beautiful polished pond rock.
Ms Black, none too sure about it, went to the bank president with
the rock and explained "Sir, there's a frog in my office wanting to
put this rock up as collateral for a loan. "What shall I do? "
The bank pres, looking at the rock, told her...
"Well it's a Knick-Knack Patty Black, Give the Frog a Loan!"
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Entered on: 06/23/1998
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