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The Professor's Needs

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The Professor's Needs
A female student shows up during a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door and kneels at his feet, pleading... "I would do anything to pass the exam". She leans closer to him, flipping back her hair, gazing meaningfully into his eyes and sensuously whispers "I mean..., I would do.... anything!!!". He returns her gaze. "Anything???" "Oh yes" she said, "anything!" He stared into her eyes, and in a whisper said "Would you..... Study?"
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Entered on: 06/08/1998
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