Embarrassing Moments
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Embarrassing Moments
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"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to
grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance
from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving
*right now*, she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' "The silence
was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers
stopped what they were doing!
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with
my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
behind me were screams of laughter"
Amy Richardson; Stafford,Virginia
#2
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home,
but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend
over for a romantic night alone. "As we lay in bed after making love,
we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend
that I give her a piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to
miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to
the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd
of people yelled, 'SURPRISE!' My entire family - aunts, uncles,
grandparents, cousins and all my friends were standing there! My
girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for
what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has
planned a surprise party again."
Jim Cahill; Poughkeepsie, New York
#3
One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon
in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a
discount store.
When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her
items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got
on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK
ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently
misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like
tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU
PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?
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Entered on: 06/08/1998
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