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Mental Patients

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Mental Patients
In Harare, Zimbabwe, a bus driver was taking 20 mental patients to the Bulawayo Mental Hospital when he decided to stop for a few drinks at an illegal roadside liquor store. When he got back to his bus, he was shocked to see that all 20 of the mental patients had escaped. Worried for his job, he came up with an idea. He drove the bus down the road to a bus stop and offered the people there free bus rides. Then he took them to the mental hospital and told the staff that these patients were easily excitable and had to be restrained. It took the hospital staff days to realize what had happened, and the real mental patients have still not been found.
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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