Lawyer slagging

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Lawyer slagging


The  following questions from lawyers were taken from official court
records nationwide...

   1)  Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

   2)  Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,   
        in  most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know 
        anything about it until the next morning?

   3)  Q: What happened then?
       A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can
          identify me.'
       Q: Did he kill you?

   4)  Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

   5)  The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

   6)  Were you alone or by yourself?

   7)  How long have you been a French Canadian?

   8)  Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

   9)  Q: I show you exhibit and ask you if you recognize that picture.
        A: That's me.
        Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

  10) Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

  11) Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
         A: By death.
         Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

  12) Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
         A: I'll be three months on November 8.
         Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
         A: Yes.
         Q: What were you doing at that time?

  13) Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
         A: I used to be.
         Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

  14) So you were gone until you returned?

  15) Q: She had three children, right?
         A: Yes.
         Q: How many were boys?
         A: None.
         Q: Were there girls?
  
  16) You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked
         like,  but can you describe it?

  17) Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
         A: Yes.
         Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

  18) Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
         A: Not yet.

  19) A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a
        stupid question, interrupted himself and said,
        "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

  20) Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body   
         of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?
         A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
         Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
         A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I 
             was doing an autopsy!


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